She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
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