Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Is that strawberry winking at me??
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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