oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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