You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
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