I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
There's always time for handjobs
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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