sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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