Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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