Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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