I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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