Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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