I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
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