Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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