i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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