btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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