in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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