$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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