What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
