Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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