is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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