They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
You coming home soon, man?
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I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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