When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Text me some of your sweat
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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