so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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