So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
There's even glitter on my cock...
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