Pappa wants mamma naked
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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