That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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