I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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