I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
the liver wants what the liver wants
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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