Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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