I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
pop tarts are not kleenex
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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