There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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