So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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