I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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