awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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