Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Are my feet made of real feet?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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