We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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