But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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