Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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