you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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