Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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