you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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