I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Randomize
