You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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