Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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