There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Damn victory sex feels great
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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