He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Im part way to drunk.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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