i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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