found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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