Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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