we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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