is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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