omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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