We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm like, not good at living.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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