We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
